I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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