Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
