I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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