the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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