oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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