yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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