wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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