its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Are we still banned from the library?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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