Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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