whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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