if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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