Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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