how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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