Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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