I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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