so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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