Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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