Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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