Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
