so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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