I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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