I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
