Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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