I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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