So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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