my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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