im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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