apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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