babies were throwing up all over the place
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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