You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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