We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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