Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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