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Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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