Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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