Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
