I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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