very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it's great music for shaving your balls
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
