Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Found the puke drawer
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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