All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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