Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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