Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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