Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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