yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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