Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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