No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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