Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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