Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Still dying that you shit outside
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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