I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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