piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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