But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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