No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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