Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can I color on your dick again?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
