You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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