Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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